following a festival lineup from your couch

for cannes/sundance/tiff szn when you're not there and film twitter is lying to you

01
mark the fest's actual start/end dates, not just the days everyone's posting
02
check if it has a public streaming arm (Sundance runs one some years, Cannes never has)
i waited for a Cannes stream that doesn't exist. wasted an afternoon refreshing
03
follow trade press (Variety, Screen Daily, IndieWire), not just film twitter
04
note press/industry screening times vs the actual public premiere
05
wait for the review embargo to lift before trusting an early reaction thread
cannes barely has embargoes so early reactions there are more reliable than sundance's
06
track acquisitions during the fest (deadline and thr both run live posts)
07
drop hype for anything with no distributor a week after the festival ends
i got attached to a title in 2024 that never got picked up. still haven't seen it
08
bookmark the official awards page instead of relying on a recap thread
09
confirm dub vs sub before committing, festival cuts are almost always subtitled only
10
set a 6-9 month release window expectation, not "coming next month"
11
pick one critic whose taste tracks yours and follow their whole lineup, skip the aggregate score
a 60 on some tracker means nothing when it's 12 critics averaging wildly different taste
12
check the title's home-country release date, it usually lands before the US one
13
ignore the walkout/booing headlines, they run every single year regardless of the film
14
save the trailer for after you've read zero spoiler-heavy reviews
rewatch tax doesn't apply if the trailer already told you the ending