🎲gateway game tier list, ranked purely by how fast i can teach it

not fun, not replayability. just: can a nervous new player get it before they check their phone. fighting words below

01
Sushi Go
S tier. one round and everyone gets it, no rules refresher needed on turn 2.
02
Love Letter
03
Kingdomino
04
Codenames
05
Coup
A tier. bluffing always adds five minutes because someone tries to be clever round one.
06
Azul
07
Ticket to Ride
B tier. the map alone eats five minutes before anyone touches a card
08
Catan
C tier and I will die on this hill. the trading phase kills every first game, min 4 players makes it worse not better
09
7 Wonders
D tier for a first sit down. crunchy > light is my whole personality but this is not a gateway game and the box lies to you

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