🎙️true crime lines that are permanently stuck in my head

01
Stay sexy and don't get murdered
Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark's sign off, every single My Favorite Murder episode
02
It's a lighthearted nightmare in here, weirdos
how Morbid opens. Alaina Urquhart and Ash Kelley
03
Grab a chair, crack open a cold one
True Crime Garage's whole vibe in one line, Nic and the Captain
04
Shut up and give me murder!
Small Town Murder, also the name of their live tour now
05
Fact is scarier than fiction
Casefile's tagline. no music, no jokes, just the anonymous host and the case
06
Sword and Scale proves that the worst monsters are real
Mike Boudet's, still the bleakest tagline on this list
07
Hail Nimrod
Timesuck's Dan Cummins. sounds unhinged out of context and it kind of is
08
The world's a scary place. And that's why we drink!
Christine Schiefer and Em Schulz's sign off
09
Chug wine, chat true crime
not word for word but that's the Wine and Crime tagline every episode

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