🎙️true crime lines that are permanently stuck in my head

Stay sexy and don't get murdered

Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark's sign off, every single My Favorite Murder episode

It's a lighthearted nightmare in here, weirdos

how Morbid opens. Alaina Urquhart and Ash Kelley

Grab a chair, crack open a cold one

True Crime Garage's whole vibe in one line, Nic and the Captain

Shut up and give me murder!

Small Town Murder, also the name of their live tour now

Fact is scarier than fiction

Casefile's tagline. no music, no jokes, just the anonymous host and the case

Sword and Scale proves that the worst monsters are real

Mike Boudet's, still the bleakest tagline on this list

Hail Nimrod

Timesuck's Dan Cummins. sounds unhinged out of context and it kind of is

The world's a scary place. And that's why we drink!

Christine Schiefer and Em Schulz's sign off

Chug wine, chat true crime

not word for word but that's the Wine and Crime tagline every episode

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