🎙️true crime lines that are permanently stuck in my head
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1
Stay sexy and don't get murdered
Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark's sign off, every single My Favorite Murder episode
2
It's a lighthearted nightmare in here, weirdos
how Morbid opens. Alaina Urquhart and Ash Kelley
3
Grab a chair, crack open a cold one
True Crime Garage's whole vibe in one line, Nic and the Captain
4
Shut up and give me murder!
Small Town Murder, also the name of their live tour now
5
Fact is scarier than fiction
Casefile's tagline. no music, no jokes, just the anonymous host and the case
6
Sword and Scale proves that the worst monsters are real
Mike Boudet's, still the bleakest tagline on this list
7
Hail Nimrod
Timesuck's Dan Cummins. sounds unhinged out of context and it kind of is
8
The world's a scary place. And that's why we drink!
Christine Schiefer and Em Schulz's sign off
9
Chug wine, chat true crime
not word for word but that's the Wine and Crime tagline every episode
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